Morning Wood

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Morning Wood

$29.69

Enjoy Morning Wood, a woodsy and minty tallow balm made with organic ingredients

Ingredients: 100% grass fed and finished tallow, organic baobab oil, piñon resin, organic castor oil, organic essential oils (sandalwood, vanilla, sage, cardamom)

Helps with: hydrating skin, fighting acne, makes your skin look youthful

Use: apply to clean skin morning and night. Can be used as a beard balm, mustache balm, and cologne alternative since it smells mighty good.
2 fl oz of pure goodness

Made with 100% pastured beef tallow

Made in the USA

Smells like pine, mint, and manly man

Good for all skin types

Can only be used by men with morning wood

All organic ingredients

Tallow	100% pastured tallow will keep your skin hydrated and #moist all day long
Baobab + Castor Oil	Helps keep your skin nice and moisturized, decreases the appearance of man-wrinkles
Piñon Resin	Soothing and healing for irritated skin, and it smells extremely woodsy
Sandalwood	Natural antioxidant, it also helps tone skin and fights wrinkles + fine lines (essential oil)
Vanilla	Smells incredible, and it's also great at soothing and nourishing skin (essential oil)
Sage	Eliminates toxins in the skin and fights acne (essential oil)
Cardamom	Anti-bacterial and anti-inflammatory that helps fight acne

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Never thought I’d buy tallow called Man cream, but I’m glad I did.

"Have tried several tallows, all which did the job but this feels as smooth as lotion and doesn’t take time to set, or feel greasy. Smells fresh and woodsy, and your roommate’s and friends will wonder wtf you just ordered. 10/10 so far, will definitely buy more 💯"

- Justin C.

Why beef tallow?

Is there anything more manly than rubbing Morning Wood all over your face? Beef tallow is an excellent way to keep your skin moisturized. Our tallow doesn't make you smell like beef, so it's a big W all around.

Organic ingredients

Although according to chemistry nerds, everything that is carbon-based is organic, this is extra organic. Only the best for your skin, Big Papa.

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Reach out if you need help with your order

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Frequently Asked Questions

Yes.

Yes. 60% of the time, every time. Don't send this to our lawyer or insurance company pls.

Not even a little. But the cows do have awesome lives before their demise!

Women love Man Cream on their face.

Definitely. If you want something more citrus-y, try our Orance Creamsicle balm. If you want something more spicy, try our Original Man Cream balm.

Right here in glorious America!

Customer reviews

5

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36 reviews

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3 months ago

hell yea

Sonny U.

Verified buyer

hell yea

6 months ago

Give it a shot!

Chris H.

Verified buyer

Amazing product! I wake up, sun my genitals, chug a glass of raw milk and then i apply MAN CREAM all over my face. price point could improve for loyal customers but it’s still a great product!

6 months ago

Got it for my husband, stole it for myself

Rebecca S.

Verified buyer

Love the scent and texture! I’ve tried dozens of tallow brands and this one goes on silky smooth.

7 months ago

ACNE GAME CHANGER!

Matt M.

Verified buyer

Definitely helping my skin as far as acne. Great scent, great company.

7 months ago

Morning Wood Saves Lives

Caitlin N.

Man Cream is SAVING MY SKIN! Not only is my year round eczema GONE, it is preventing the Northern MN cold from drying out my skin even more this time of year! I am in love with this product! As a bonus, it smells great too!

What the boys are saying about Man Cream

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"Using it as a tattoo aftercare and it’s working great. I normally go for Vaseline when healing my new tattoos, but decided to try tallow based cream this time around. Tattoos healing faster than before, skin feels softer. Using it as a facial moisturizer to try to fight off acne. Working as promised"